Chanel Comete Bracelet

18k White Gold and dripping in diamonds - I don't even know what else to say about this cuff... it's just... so... perfect. Yes, that's the word I'm looking for - Perfect! I want this bracelet so bad it hurts.

Floral Wedges

I really love some of the 90's style that's come back around lately. I love floral patterns, and most of all - I LOVE platform wedges! I remember my Mom buying me my first pair of platform wedges back around 1993 (I think I was about 9 years old) - I wore the shit out of those things. I thought they were the coolest shoes I'd ever seen. Now, all of these years later, they're still one of my most favorite things ever. I don't know where these are from, or who made them, but if you find out - please let me know, buy a pair, and send em' my way.

Betsey Johnson Hinged Sparkle Bangles

Betsey Johnson never fails to disappoint. I want one of these so bad! No, wait, I want all of these... every single one. They're only $35 each and you can find them at Nordstrom. They're much more fabulous in person. Love, love, love!!

Swarovski Encrusted Hand Held Hello Kitty Mirror for Sephora

Mirrors aren't the most exciting things in the world, but when they're shaped like Hello Kitty and dripping in real pink Swarovski Crystals - well, that just changes everything. For only $350 this hand held beauty can be yours... but forget about you for a moment. For only $350 this mirror can be MINE... now there's something to think about.

MAC Cine-Matics Brush Sets

MAC's new 'Cine-Matics' collection for Nordstrom includes these 2 spectacular brush sets. Why use those boring old beige bristled ones when you can have these amazing technicolor tools? So much better. So much more fabulous. MAC thinks of everything.

Pretty Bow Rings

It's like you needed a little reminder, but the only things these will remind you of is that you're wearing a super adorable ring!!

Happy 4th of July!!

Sundresses are one of my most favorite things ever and this one's just so perfect for Independence Day. Be safe everyone, have an amazing 4th!

Christian Louboutin Daffodil Pumps

A little bit tranny? Yes. Completely stunning? Absolutely! They can be yours for the low, low price of $8,000. To die for.

It's Bacon!

Ouch! I've got a cut only bacon can fix.

Golden Sailboat Ring

I love this ring. I love gold, and I love sailboats... it's so simple and pretty. Unfortunately this little gem comes from Kat Von D's Wonderland shop in Los Angeles. She's got pretty good taste for such a total douche.